0.4 :: Meeting the Force


Few days to go on the voting before i even know where i begin in eve. So like a little sad panda im sat in Rens still, doing what i have learnt to date.. being cool outside the station! Rens local seems to be my main pass time at the moment, just settling in and meeting the locals, some of which are really nice talkative peeps, some who im not so sure on and possibly want to hurt me!
Week one and i have already had my first trauma! I found a free ship, which is usually a great moment, until i realised that someone somewhere decided i lacked the mental power to pilot this mighty beast so i was denied to right to claim my prize. :( A perfectly good reaper with somone elses name is floating outside of rens station, just teasing me with its beauty!!

While muttering and mumbling local spiked a little with an interested party informing me my blog link in the bio was broke :( so he couldnt visit the site! I can now confirm to all the pilots of the universe this issue was escalated to the highest hights (of my head) and is repaired!! My thanks go to my eagle eyed friends of Rens.

This minor detail spiked a new conversation with said eagled eyed fellow; the very same fellow who had been showing off his navy vessel the night before.
Mr Bitters, seems a nice chap, very pleasant to me and from what i gather a most glorious saviour of Rens. Him and his motly band of nomads are the governing force of Rens and guard its peaceful folk each day from some notorious villans!
I questioned him on his sitting outside habit which he explained was part of his role as a protector of Rens. If the locals kick off, he steps in like the big boy in the playground and clanks their heads together. A noble role and a much needed resource for Rens.

Feeling that i was in with the powerful types i tried my hand at this; stepping up and putting my pod on the line for good (in pod from trying to claim the reaper, did i mention i wasnt allowed because someone wont let me!!!!):
Instant Pain > o7
bitters > remember to set your clone to rens s2
Instant Pain > rens is my home for the meantime, unless people decide i need to move
Instant Pain > the folks here are so cute, one last night wanted to know where i lived so he could come visit O.o
bitters > haha what
bitters > i'd say that's more creepy than cute
bitters > but i know what you mean
Instant Pain > my bottom and head were mentioned in the same sentence!!
bitters > some guy here wanted to call me on my home phone and discuss something he absolutely could not talk about over chat
Instant Pain > outraged i was!
Eternal Fate > how rude of them
Instant Pain > indeedy
Shanja Mari > I'm sure he was just making a compliment to your bottom
Instant Pain > i phoned my mom and reported him, sure things will be resolved when my mom phones his
Instant Pain > he will so be grounded and not allowed out
Lube Myholes > /emote waves and logs out, cya tomorrow
Instant Pain > nice name!
bitters > i think i may petition him.
Instant Pain > lubes needs to meet the fella i did lastnight, could be a beautiful friendship
Instant Pain > so bitters, this sitting outside thing, whats the purpose? are you just being cool? and teasng us little guys
Adala Alesse > no, it's Rens 911 = Griefcorp :)
bitters > the correct explanation is
bitters > we are at war with a bunch of other corps
bitters > and we are the arm of the law in rens
bitters > i am keeping the peace
Instant Pain > aww nice fella
Instant Pain > so rens 911 live only in rens?
bitters > more or less
Instant Pain > like the big kids in the playground?
bitters > more like the distinguished uniformed officers of the organized police force that is rens 911
Instant Pain > very nce
Instant Pain > so why you at war, which underhanded crooks are you are protecting me from
Babelle > CONCORD must be jealous
bitters > oh all kinds of villains, i can hardly keep track.
Instant Pain > your a good man bitters, keep the scum beaten down!

Having now classed myself as all out powerhouse of Rens i decide to throw my weight about alittle!
Instant Pain > OI LOCALS MOVE ON OR I WILL TELL MY MOM AND SHE IS A BLACKS BELT.... CLEAR THE DAMN STATION OR DOCK!!
Yarden III > lmao
Instant Pain > /emote sticks his chest out looking hard
Eternal Fate > Instant you are priceless *flutters eyelashes*
Instant Pain > :o
Instant Pain > locals do what you want i have a chick on the go!
Instant Pain > hey baby!
Instant Pain > /emote nudges bitters "eh done well here aint i"
Eternal Fate > someone is eager >_>
Instant Pain > im a tramp! nuff said, girl says hi, i move in
Eternal Fate > take a shower hobo >=[
bitters > haha
bitters > shot down
Instant Pain > /emote in your home, eating your ibscuits
Instant Pain > typo!
Instant Pain > I dont shower im a natural man!
Conwen > ibiscuit
Instant Pain > :(
Instant Pain > incomes conwen highlighting my downfalls
Instant Pain > :'(
Conwen > cheer up
Instant Pain > beat up IP bandwagon went that way --->
Instant Pain > /emote hugs conwen
Eternal Fate > aww poor guy :(
Instant Pain > yeah on the rocks now, bottom of the pile
Eternal Fate > Have some Spiced Wine wash away the pain
With my new power and the treasure i had recieved the night before i think have almost won eve already. Seem to have everyone in Rens under my control!!

Mr Bitters did suggest i uploaded my skills to the site so interested folks can follow the progress and suggest skills to train next, which is a great idea and something i shall be doing. Then once i have the skills to fly that reaper, did i mention this at all? I will find that someone somewhere and laugh in his face!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You write very well.